Eat the Poor
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May 30th, 2020 marks a beautiful day - when a private individual's personal space program successfully & safely launched the fragile meat scaffolds known as people into the cold, vast, radiation-laden ocean known as SPACE. This historic feat is memorialized for all time in the greatest yet-invented medium for personal expression, the T-shirt.
Our world is chaotic, and an escape plan is a good idea. If you think New Zealand is the way to go, well that just shows how poor you really are. Those of us who did something with our lives - as evidenced, obviously, by our bank accounts - will be on Mars, wearing this shirt. Not for the faint of heart, groin, or wallet.
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This comfortable unisex short sleeve offers a midweight piece of clothing for all casual occasions. With an attention-grabbing print, it's an instant favorite.
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
Tear away label
Runs true to size
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size