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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.49 | 20.52 | 21.5 | 22.49 |
| Length, in | 25 | 25.52 | 26.11 | 26.74 | 27.37 |
| Sleeve length, in | 26.7 | 26.93 | 27.17 | 27.41 | 27.64 |
Relaxed fit
60% Soft cotton; 40% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Medium fabric (6.5 oz/yd² (210 g/m²))
Runs true to size
