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Eat the Poor


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Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
Eat the Poor
May 30th, 2020 marks a beautiful day - when a private individual's personal space program successfully & safely launched the fragile meat scaffolds known as people into the cold, vast, radiation-laden ocean known as SPACE.  This historic feat is memorialized for all time in the greatest yet-invented medium for personal expression, the T-shirt.
Our world is chaotic, and an escape plan is a good idea.  If you think New Zealand is the way to go, well that just shows how poor you really are.  Those of us who did something with our lives - as evidenced, obviously, by our bank accounts - will be on Mars, wearing this shirt.  Not for the faint of heart, groin, or wallet.
 
 
 
 
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18 20 22.01 23.98 25.99 28 30 32.01
Length, in 28 28.98 30 30.99 32.01 33 33.98 35
Sleeve length, in 7.8 8.04 8.27 8.51 8.75 8.98 9.22 9.45
 
This comfortable unisex short sleeve offers a midweight piece of clothing for all casual occasions. With an attention-grabbing print, it's an instant favorite.
 

 

Relaxed fit
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²))
Tear away label
Runs true to size

 

 

 

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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